john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.

john gwen stefani

by Nouk December 6, 2016

john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.

Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.

by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

Tricky John

A Man With a Vagina

"Quinn? Oh He's a tricky john"

by Neopride July 6, 2019

John Lennon

He was a member of the Beatles known as the popular member of them. He was shot in 1980.

John Lennon was a member of the Beatles

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019