January 14th

January 14th is the day where you tell your bsf to tell your crush you are a lesbian, because you don't want a relationship with them and you like another person. OH, and rent a gf for proof.

Matt: Hey, will you be my gf?
Jaden: sure!
*later on*
Jaden: ROSE! HELP! TEXT MATT SAYING IM A LESBIAN!
Rose: Why so?
Jaden: ITS JANUARY 14TH?

by ....why are you here? January 14, 2022

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021

January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..

Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude

by anonymous January 6, 2024

january 19

national clarissa day

alice: hey its january 19
clarissa: yeah its national clarissa day
andrea: yay!

by licenoa October 11, 2021

January 6

National Make Out With Your Bf/Gf Day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 6

January six is a day when you show your braces to your friends or else you will get 10 years of bad luck.

"Hey it's January 6 show us your braces

by Hdjdfjf January 6, 2022

January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020