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jack lewis

Hella dope motherfucker who pretends to be straight and hates all niggers. His gay tendencies include humping men in public. If you know a Jack Lewis you are a very hella dope person. He pulls tons of sexy hot bitches but he can't fuck em because he is very gay. He enjoys fucking his male teachers and flirting with all of the men in the bathroom stalls. He is a big slut. If you know a Jack Lewis, you are very unlucky.
Ew, you hang out with Jack Lewis? I'm never talking to you again.
by Yo696969696969 May 30, 2014
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Jack wills

Shit clothing brand with a name on it, worn by kids who everone knows and hates, pretty crap stuff (trackies, hoodies, catalougue includes middle class gap-year pics of posh nobs in camp vans) but it has the name on it so people pay for it. Worn by wannabes, posh kids, people with no sense of style (why else would you need your t-shirt to tell you its cool) usually egotistical, thinks people wo diss jack wills are jealous, too poor or ugly.
"I fucking hate jack wills"
"oh you're just jealous cos youre an ugly peasant!"
by tinyrebellion May 8, 2010
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Jack Black

The coolest person in the world. He reprents all that is funny. I have seen all of his movies and love all of them. I own both of his amazing CD's and I dont think it gets any better than Tenacious D. Kyle Gass is also the shit.

Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.

But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.
Praise Jack Black, the saviour of man.
by TD Fan December 14, 2008
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friend jack

When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.
Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.
by His Majesty the King April 20, 2008
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jimmy-jacked

Jimmy-jacked is a word for... when you stuck on the middle of sumthin, Amelia Earhart was talkin about this word in the Night At The Museum 2 movie...
A:What the hell??? there are big guys heading over here....
B:OMG, we're jimmy-jacked...
by understandingman July 3, 2009
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vacu-jack

Device used to create an erection (before Viagra), increase penile size, or simply get off. Consists of an airtight cylinder and a hand pump.
Girlfriend dumped me, so it's back to the vacu-jack.
by Jabba17 August 24, 2006
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craker jacks

a popcorn with stuff on it. the get stuck in your teeth. they taste good.
pour me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't care if i never get laid.
by pixie dust June 4, 2004
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