According to several Korean business men, a 'Jack Jew' is someone who is a wall street mother fucker, the type of Jew who, unlike his Orthodox brothers (i.e. Matisyahu), do not take their faith seriously. Instead they are fake money grubbing whores.
Korean business man says in think Korean accented English to his friend: "Why you be jack jew with me?! You inflate stock price for going public, make lots of money and fuck me? You jack jew."
by Jew Spank March 12, 2011
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Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
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Get the jack bauer mug.Hella dope motherfucker who pretends to be straight and hates all niggers. His gay tendencies include humping men in public. If you know a Jack Lewis you are a very hella dope person. He pulls tons of sexy hot bitches but he can't fuck em because he is very gay. He enjoys fucking his male teachers and flirting with all of the men in the bathroom stalls. He is a big slut. If you know a Jack Lewis, you are very unlucky.
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Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.
But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.
Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.
But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.
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