Jack Jew

According to several Korean business men, a 'Jack Jew' is someone who is a wall street mother fucker, the type of Jew who, unlike his Orthodox brothers (i.e. Matisyahu), do not take their faith seriously. Instead they are fake money grubbing whores.

Korean business man says in think Korean accented English to his friend: "Why you be jack jew with me?! You inflate stock price for going public, make lots of money and fuck me? You jack jew."

by Jew Spank March 12, 2011

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

jack lewis

Hella dope motherfucker who pretends to be straight and hates all niggers. His gay tendencies include humping men in public. If you know a Jack Lewis you are a very hella dope person. He pulls tons of sexy hot bitches but he can't fuck em because he is very gay. He enjoys fucking his male teachers and flirting with all of the men in the bathroom stalls. He is a big slut. If you know a Jack Lewis, you are very unlucky.

Ew, you hang out with Jack Lewis? I'm never talking to you again.

by Yo696969696969 May 30, 2014

Jack wills

Shit clothing brand with a name on it, worn by kids who everone knows and hates, pretty crap stuff (trackies, hoodies, catalougue includes middle class gap-year pics of posh nobs in camp vans) but it has the name on it so people pay for it. Worn by wannabes, posh kids, people with no sense of style (why else would you need your t-shirt to tell you its cool) usually egotistical, thinks people wo diss jack wills are jealous, too poor or ugly.

"I fucking hate jack wills"
"oh you're just jealous cos youre an ugly peasant!"

by tinyrebellion May 8, 2010

Jack Black

The coolest person in the world. He reprents all that is funny. I have seen all of his movies and love all of them. I own both of his amazing CD's and I dont think it gets any better than Tenacious D. Kyle Gass is also the shit.

Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.

But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.

Praise Jack Black, the saviour of man.

by TD Fan December 14, 2008