Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep June 11, 2018

I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.

person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."

by another victim of society August 7, 2022

I'm bored

Okay people here it is you're not even close when somebody says I'm bored usually means well yes they're bored but even more important it means they want to have SEX? That's like why do most people play fortnite use the female avatars well sure like watching that ass friend I feel more than some dudes.

She said " I'm bored " and I said "Well, maybe we can do something about that?" We did.

by C55 March 10, 2021

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024

I'm not going away

That isn't an option for you.

Hym "Your families are going to keep dying until there is an out and you trying to blockade the door has gotten more of YOU killed than it he ME killed. So, get over here with my credit and my money. Yes me first. And then you stop doing this or start loving child murder as much as I do but you are asking for it if you do not give me what I demand. It's a demand. I'm not going to let you ignore me until I go away. I'm not going away. You are going to act in accordance with my DEMAND or there is a very real chance that the last thing your loved ones is going to hear is..."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025