Human

A stupid creature originating from "Earth" in the Solar System. They have two arms, two legs, some have an extra "Leg."
They are usually horny.

Alien 1: Wow, those humans are always horny.
Alien 2: Yeah, those humans are strange.

by Fur_rulz January 14, 2023

human

this planets doom

i like humans
they are annoying and are the downfall of this world. we should kill them

by ImDumbAndAHumanLOL August 30, 2021

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.

Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

by Hedbut December 12, 2017

Human

The face of Earth

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.

by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022

Hug a human day

Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.

Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.

by PEPPA what are you doing!!!!!! October 16, 2019

Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.

Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.

by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024