The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

human

you

Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi

by Mattendo March 3, 2018

Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 8, 2024

Human

You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;

A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien

by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 4, 2020

Digital Humans

"Digital humans are interactive, AI-driven representations that have some of the characteristics, personality, knowledge, and mindset of a human." - Gartner

Well, the digital humans at Home Depot were clustered in the plumbing aisle causing a huge traffic jam for the actual humans, me, trying to get my toilet repair kit.

by jmacofearth November 13, 2023

Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015