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Hat

you put a hat on a fucking head to fucking impress fuckers.
"oh boy I hope I can put on this innocent hat"
hat: "haha I am saw trap and will fucking rip open you haha"
by femboykisser February 16, 2025
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Mississippi hat

It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”
by Kaleidoscope buttons March 22, 2023
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National buy a bucket hat day! National Buy a Bucket Hat Day is celebrated on November 12
“Hey, let’s run to the store to buy a bucket hat because it’s national buy a bucket hat day!”
by nationaIdaycreater November 12, 2021
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Trash Hat Trick

When a lady has three children by three different guys.
Amy is pregnant again with a new guy. She is completing her trash hat trick
by DG/WJ April 13, 2023
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Houndflap hat

A droopy hat with the dogflaps on it.
He was in his houndflap hat looking for the fugitive.
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Fedora Hat Moderator

Similar to the concept of a White Hat Hacker, that being that the hat denotes the morality or motive for their actions in a mere garment of clothing, Fedora Hat Moderators are Moderators (whether that be Discord, Twitch, or hell if they are desperate enough, Youtube) whose sole purpose for moderating is to hopefully be in a relationship with the person they are serving.

Usually, when the platform the moderator is moderating for is Twitch, the person in question may also purchase a "Tier 3 Subscription" from the person they are serving.

The key weakness of a Fedora Hat Moderator is for the streamer to get a partner, usually, when they are struck by the realization that they have spent money and time on someone who ultimately won't be the partner of the streamer, which should have been realized from the beginning, they will go on the social media platform "Twitter" and complain about how they wasted their time, usually revealing their scummy intentions. Emphasis on the "cummy" part of that word.
"Dude, did you hear?"
"lmao what?"
"Turns out Lumine69 is a huge simp."
"but wait isn't he a mod for Luxine256 lol?"
"Yeah, he is one of those mods who moderates just to get with the streamer. Real fucked people."
"ye a real fedora hat moderator."
by theyarngamer September 6, 2021
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Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
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