totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

totes my goats by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

Goatman 

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006

Goated

Being very good or insane at something

Bro, that guy is goated out of his mind!

Goated by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009

Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.

"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

Goatse Dance,The by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

goatsmeller 

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

goatsmeller by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008

GoatC++ 

GoatC++, formerly known as GoatC with Classes, is an anal-oriented free-form programming language. One of the major features that GoatC++ has over regular GoatC is multiple inheritance; it allows a class to be derived from more than one base class, for example, a "anal stretching" class can inherit from both "anal" and "orifice stretching". The main controversy about said multiple inheritance is that the compiler will often program into the binary random memory leakages and hangs; in fact, poorly coded C++ is INDISTINGUISHABLE from GoatC++.

Goddamn it, I thought I knew enough about GoatC++ to pass the certification test!

GoatC++ by Thors Banhammer April 28, 2010