Daisy the dog is super dumb
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
She barks at nothing eats socks
Yodels
Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back
We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real
When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate
Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around
by Crosonte October 18, 2018
Get the Daisy the dog mug.> The unfortunate person that has to squeeze your dogs asshole so it splurts all over...sometimes on you
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
> Someone who gets bit by a dog and the owner says “I don’t believe he bit you he’s never bit anyone!” (When you know damn well he has) where’s the sympathy?
> Someone that makes your dog beautiful and doesn’t always get tipped. Do you tip YOUR hairstylist every time?
> A majician. That’s what dog owners think anyway, “ I brushed him last night so just a light trim would be good.” And the hair is matted to the skin! Abracadabra! Your dog now looks like a naked mole rat because you can’t brush it every now and then.
> The one that answers the phone on Christmas Eve and has to listen to someone rant about how they need their giant schnauzer groomed TODAY. And then they freak out totally puzzled at the fact that you can’t get them in.
by Pibblelover January 5, 2019
Get the dog groomer mug.A dog dad is the proud owner of a dog and loves his dog like he would love his own kids—if he had any. Dog dads will eagerly tell anyone who will listen about the random mundanities of his dog's life, even if no one asked. Dog dads get minted at any age, whether it's adopting a new puppy, or rescuing a senior dog to live a good life in comfort.
In same-sex couples, both partners may be collectively referred to as dog daddies. If only one person in the couple assumes primary caretaking responsibilities, then he is the sole dog daddy.
Dog dads can be easily identified at the dog park because they are standing alone with their leash, bag of dog treats, and dog dad hat pulled low over his face, watching his fur baby frolic with the other pups.
In same-sex couples, both partners may be collectively referred to as dog daddies. If only one person in the couple assumes primary caretaking responsibilities, then he is the sole dog daddy.
Dog dads can be easily identified at the dog park because they are standing alone with their leash, bag of dog treats, and dog dad hat pulled low over his face, watching his fur baby frolic with the other pups.
Girl 1: Paolo is such a dog dad — all he does is take pictures with his dog for Instagram, wearing his dog dad hat, and he never goes anywhere without her.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's dog dad af.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's dog dad af.
by dogdadhats February 25, 2021
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When a person defends a dog/animal in an argument. Seen as a white knight for the canines. Seen on facebook many times. Created on the famous Misc section of Bodybuilding.com in an epic facebook ownage thread.
Joe: Look at that dog. What a pussy.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.
Dave: Animals are just as good as humans!
Joe: Wow. Strong Dog Knighting.
Dave: Yeah brah, you mad?
Joe: Good Job Dave Man.
by pc813 September 7, 2009
Get the Dog Knighting mug.n. 1. An low-rent neighborhood of Venice Beach, California where modern skateboarding was, literally, invented.
2. a suburban neighborhood characterized by gang activity
2. a suburban neighborhood characterized by gang activity
by wayfarer May 5, 2005
Get the Dog town mug.Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.
Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
by justin price January 27, 2007
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