Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol

Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks

by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).

Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.

by Ayeeeeeeere March 26, 2018

Emma Christian

Ignorant French Woman

What an Emma Christian

by Politecunt November 24, 2021

The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”

Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”

by Rxking91 February 09, 2018

cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.

How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.

by Michellaya December 09, 2019

Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 05, 2022