apple computer

shit

apple computers are shit

by fffuckkk March 16, 2021

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

Candy apples

Yummy yummy yummy

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples

by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021

Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025

Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017