Free Willy

When you jerk off all over the place.

When friends ask why theres yellow stains on your wall " I Free Willy'd "

by Bad Man B February 2, 2021

typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.

Any worker their is a typical willies douche.

by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Willy touch

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

Wanna see my willy?

Something a little sqeaker will tell you when he thinks he's gone through puberty but his dick is only big because all his brain cells are stuck there.

Timmy: Wanna see my willy?
Koit(youtuber): Eww no, I'll make a new winky song about it.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022