Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 19, 2024

turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 02, 2012

turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009