When you have a particularly bad case of the beer shits, and you keep thinking you have to crap, but all that comes out is a turd the size of a cork and a gallon of air. You go through the day not being able to trust your anus, feeling like you need to fart, but fearing you might chuck the plug.
"How's your hangover?" "Not good. My headache is gone, but I keep dealing with a series of fart plugs.". "Lovely". "Yeah, the fifth one I shot out was under so much pressure I nearly cracked the toilet."
by H. Bobs July 1, 2007
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pronouced "soh-shul-fart"
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"
by Larry Emder February 7, 2006
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Usually created by the obese.
Usually created by the obese.
"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.
by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007
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Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!
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Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!
Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.
by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
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