Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023

Just Dance University

The Worst Just Dance Team EVER.

“Do you like Just Dance University Team?”
“Yes”
“Fuck You”

by Barrel Dancer April 17, 2021

Northern Michigan University

A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.

“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”

“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”

by Kozie October 30, 2021

Michigan State University

Michigan State University

University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.

- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.

- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.

by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022

University High School

A school in Tolleson, Arizona that is known for being very challenging, but at the same time very rewarding for anyone who wants a future scholarship opportunity. One can expect to be mentally challenged if they dare choose to enroll.

"How's University High School been treating you?"
"I've been drowning in work, but overall it's pretty great."

by Name2600 October 15, 2019

University of Minnesota Duluth

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.

Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch

by Redheads.don’t.got.souls April 10, 2022

Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.

they merked them geese at midwestern state university

by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023