Ass-tongue

The quality of unbelievably bad taste.

An expressive way to announce your own distaste for something you fail to see the appeal.

Attributed first use: Bird Casper Jones (prev. Steve Griffiths)

“Green tea is ass-tongue!”
“You legit think Jabba is the sexiest Star Wars character?? Dude, you’ve got ass-tongue.”

by Spaceboy Birdy October 28, 2025

Cat Tongue

A dry hand job

Shirley and I were having fun until she gave me a cat tongue

by Blazer Caybo November 13, 2025

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

Cull your tongue

To keep your mouth shut, or to not say such a thing that is disliked.

Soldier: King, I fear your wife is killing people.
King: Cull your tongue, boy!

by Alanon August 16, 2016

in my tongue

An individual definition of a word.

Well in my tongue "Daddy" is a hot old guy.

by RanHacker September 16, 2017

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Another word for tossing salad or oral anal copulation.

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!

by Oldworldman January 19, 2018