Turdas touch 

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

Turdas touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

Canadian Touchdown

When a person witnesses a Canadian couple having sex, specifically in the cow girl position, and the hand move from the shoulders to the ass cheeks of said rider.

i cant believe Ryan witnessed a Canadian touchdown in the woods at summit point this season.

Canadian Touchdown by FireHawk438 November 12, 2025

Trump Touch

When everything a person touches turns to shit.

Well, you certainly put the Trump Touch on that situation and made it 100 times worse.

Trump Touch by MelaniasTrueSelf June 27, 2026

Velvet touch

A person with no teeth that gives blow jobs

She has the best Velvet Touch now that she's toothless.

Velvet touch by Penelope420 July 6, 2026

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

messy cock touch by African FUCK December 31, 2011

thousand pound touchdown 

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

thousand pound touchdown by John_Mason January 9, 2012

the orgasmic touch 

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

the orgasmic touch by Poopcicle July 13, 2014