When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021

If your friend is very organised and interested in serial killers and very mentally ill she’s a mia Thomas. Mia Thomas was a teenager who rose to fame in Essex after she confessed to her police officer dad that she’d commit felonies whilst on tiktok. She was a fire sign infj, meaning she shared personality traits with Hitler.
by Annie Cope September 13, 2021

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.
Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

by Tottalynotliam November 1, 2020

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

by Warrior x October 2, 2021
