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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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Thomas

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas
by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021
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Mia Thomas

If your friend is very organised and interested in serial killers and very mentally ill she’s a mia Thomas. Mia Thomas was a teenager who rose to fame in Essex after she confessed to her police officer dad that she’d commit felonies whilst on tiktok. She was a fire sign infj, meaning she shared personality traits with Hitler.
“She’s ruthless, a total Mia Thomas
by Annie Cope September 13, 2021
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Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.
Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019
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Thomas

Tommy Tri Pod and is most likely addicted to a game called Rust and is finds with a baboon.
by Tottalynotliam November 1, 2020
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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022
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Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot
Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.
by Warrior x October 2, 2021
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