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John O’Neill

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.
by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020
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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
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John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.
"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017
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Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning
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john devon

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
by novelluver October 22, 2013
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John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.
Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.
by QuakBro June 15, 2023
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