i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

by Fubuki April 4, 2016

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achmed the dead terrorist

A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.

"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

by CCRaZ July 10, 2012

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Dead president sex

Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull

I love dead president sex

by Krunkle_ February 17, 2021

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Dead Pig's Eye

When you moon someone and pull your cheeks apart. The bung hole becomes the Dead Pig's Eye.

They pissed me off so I gave them a dead pig's eye.

by Rexburger October 31, 2008

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Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.

That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012

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