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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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waffle text

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)
by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011
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Blue waffle

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle
by Shita January 19, 2021
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Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
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Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.
I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while
It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 21, 2019
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