A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.
by MangoWinslow May 1, 2024
Get the waffle hoemug. If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
Get the Top wafflemug. 
A Group/Party That Alwaysz (And I Mean ALWAYSZ) Winsz. Consists Of 2 Hard To Find But EXTREMELY Awrsome *Yes Awrsome* Females. One By The Name Of ;Kha'Shea; ;DollaBu; Or ;Congo-Kha'Sh; And Another By The Name Of ;Laurali; ;Benny; Or ;Lo-Li;
**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D
**Caution** There Is Usually A Third Party Running Around Calling Out ''Waffle Cone'' That Doesnt Fully Understand The True Essence Of The Waffle Conez And How They Win. But We Love Her Any Waysz. =D
*Sitting In Science Class*
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*
Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(
Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*
Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?
Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!
Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!
***BELL RiNGS***
Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...
Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!
Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.
Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!
Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!
*Everything Getsz Silent*
Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)
Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!
Thumbs Up Υhe ξnd!
*Mr. Awesomeness Drinking ''Maaalk" (Milk)
*Congo-Kha'Sh & Lo-li Laughing Uncontrollably*
Ace Boogie & KaDAMN!: Man Shut Up! Y'all Be Laughin 'Bout NOTHIN, Just SHUTUP! Y'All Sum Dumbasses I Swear!! >=(
Mr. Awesomeness: HEY! PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Congo & Lo Start Laughing At The Boys*
Mr.Awesomeness: Laurali, How Do We Get ''V'' By Itself In This Equation?
Lo-Li: Man I Dont Know!, Can I Go To The Bathroom?!
Mr.Awesomeness: NO! Maby If You Werent Horsin' Aroind All Period You WOULD Know, You're Not Goin ANYWHERE Till You Solve It!
***BELL RiNGS***
Ron: Aweeeee Mayn...
Lo-Li: AH! WAFFLE CONEZ WiN!
Kelly: ......................................................................Yup.
Congo-Kha'Sh: OOT!!!! WAFFLE CONES WIN!!!!!!! Waffle Conez......... UNiTE!!!
Bella-Anne: Ooh Haha, Waffle Conez Uh, Win!
*Everything Getsz Silent*
Congo: Uhh.... Yea Im Gonna Go 2 Class Now, Bye Bella-Anne, Bye WaffleCone! =)
Lo-Li: Bye WaffleCone!
Thumbs Up Υhe ξnd!
by oo#> Waffle.Conez.Anonymous May 2, 2010
Get the Waffle Conezmug. when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.
friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?
by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019
Get the wafflemug. by Hyperfuse November 15, 2016
Get the waffle crammug. Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
Get the Salsa Wafflesmug.