Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Turtle

Official term for freshman in highschool hallways;

That group must be turtles because they clearly have no classes to get to!

by coolassmf April 7, 2021

Turtle Dad

Another way to say That'll do.

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"

by Quote_ August 4, 2022

Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.

The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!

by Turtleherd July 7, 2014

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

Turtle

They made a delicious soup

Turtles are a delicious soup

by Who is i February 24, 2019