Girl 1 - What you wearing tonight?
Girl 2 - Oh probably just jeans and a nice top x
Girl 1 - Ok cool babes x
Girl 2 - Oh probably just jeans and a nice top x
Girl 1 - Ok cool babes x
by JeansAndANiceTop November 5, 2017
Get the jeans and a nice topmug. The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.
When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.
by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012
Get the Lincoln Top-hatmug. angELICA; OHH MYY FRRIGIN GOSH I LOVE 21 PILOTS
the clique; who the fuck..
maRIE; whats your favorite song?
angELICA; blurryface
the whole fandom; GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH THE DOOOOR fake top fan..
the clique; who the fuck..
maRIE; whats your favorite song?
angELICA; blurryface
the whole fandom; GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH THE DOOOOR fake top fan..
by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018
Get the fake top fan..mug. Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".
"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."
by FallsGirl April 12, 2009
Get the Cherry topped sundaemug. there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.
chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011
Get the muffin top mountaineermug. oh yeah and I just dropped my new album on the first week I did Five-Hundred Thousand
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
gold in the spring and diamond in the fall and then a world tour just to top it all off (BoB Arplanes)
by Mormile August 19, 2011
Get the top it all offmug. An adjective usually pertaining to muffins, meaning very hot and plumpy; your finger tips will burn if touched. Usually located within close proximity of stickers.
"Watch out, baby girl got some stove top muffins, her momma's gonna whip your ass if you try to eat them."
by Graham Bennett May 18, 2006
Get the stove topmug.