golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Golden Queen

A nickname given for a Norwegian female rapper, singer-songwriter who’s real name Aubrey Nicole Abreha

Have you ever met a strong girl before?
Yeah dude but she ain’t strong like Golden Queen Aubrey Nicole

by katrine99 October 13, 2017

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

golden doggy

When you are spending the afternoon with yo mates and trying to kill the boredom by peeing on stray dogs

My baby daddy cannot know I golden doggyed all day with my mates

by goujonlova January 7, 2012