pussy snow

what a mother calls her son when he doesn’t get up at the right time

mother ‘you where meant to get up at 9’ son ‘well i got up at 3’ mum ‘pussy snow’

by luis1969 January 9, 2021

Snow eater

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a Snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

by UbearAq March 6, 2024

Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.

My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.

by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

Snow Day

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.

Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snow

cum from a mans penis which leaks out of your mothers cock while she ever so slightly strokes it but then it ends up being your penis and your sperm (cum) is now snowing on her face and in her mouth while she sucks it for seven years straight while watching jojo's bizzare adventure while she wanks your cock so much it explodes with snow/cum/sperm in th whole room and your grandparents walk in and now your cock is split into three with your family sucking on it and it's "snowing"!

ya mums dick snowed on ya grandmaw.

by Mitsune_Haku November 25, 2022