trapped piss

When you go to the bathroom having to take a #1 and #2.

The need to take a dump makes it difficult to take a piss, which results in going #2 first to allow you to go #1

Often uncomfortable for guys due to the fact that they are sometimes forced to piss sitting down.

I had too much to eat and drink. When i went to the bathroom, i had trapped piss inside of me, so i had to take a piss sitting down like a wimpy girl :(

by BBeast October 8, 2008

pissed to the gills

Unbelievably angry

After being blown off by her her boyfriend, Cathy was pissed to the gills.

by cjsgirl February 5, 2010

piss buddies

a complete stranger or a friend coincidently goes to the toilet the same time as you all night.

ive seen you 5 times in the toilet tonight wee must be piss buddies!

by spraffy taffy July 30, 2011

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013

Piss course

A subject or area that is unnecessary to be given.

"Spanish class is such a piss course man."

by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart September 28, 2013

piss wang

The results of not shaking sufficiently or dabbing the head of the penis after urinating.

"My girlfriend wouldn't go down on me because I had piss wang."

by David Garner July 19, 2005

hot piss

Having to urinate very badly, so badly infact that it almost burns.

Man I gotta take a hot piss!

by Julie January 4, 2005