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hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food, crap and Sanchez bodies always have that strong, pungent smell)
One boy said to another, "I saw that truck come and pump out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house."
by TheGodfather1959 October 6, 2008
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it gets crazy in the house

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward
Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."
by hehe2116 April 28, 2020
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texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.
Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
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Packing Peanut House

This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan
It's really cold out. Lets make a Packing Peanut House
by Sqb1990 November 11, 2019
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Round-House-Steamer

Round-House-Steamer is when you do a 360 spin loop for 5 minutes while letting out a steaming hot turd and land it on you're lovers head then you need to whack your lover with your penis till you see red markings on either the penis or whacking area.
Hey wanna have some kinky sex and maybe do a Round-House-Steamer
by Astaxeon September 7, 2021
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Yukon pump house

Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021
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Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
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