Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 14, 2010

monkey swirl

When you fuck a Muslim upside down so it cum’s in a swirly motion into his mouth.

Hey honey can you make your self upside down for me so I can fuck you and let it swirl in my mouth. I want to call it the monkey swirl.

by Wspbud May 05, 2019

Monkey Tamer

one who thoroughly satisfies the needs and wants of the Monkey.

Stephanie: you are soo attentive in disciplining my monkey. it's never been more hungry for bananas!
Peter: I'm not just a monkey tamer by trade, I'm a monkey tamer by passion!

by Regina Falangi, I March 10, 2011

Mosh Monkey

Someone thrown by another to either Start or revive a Mosh pit that is slowing down

The pit was slowing down,So i grabbed some kid and made him my mosh monkey. The pit really got going after that.

by Mr. Xes August 21, 2008

signifyin' monkey

One who stirs up trouble between others.

Story of the Signifyin' Monkey who tells the lion (King of the jungle, that in a nearby well, there is a potent adversary. The lion looks down into the well, sees his reflection and growls. When he takes the echo of his own roar to be a challenge he jumps into the well to attack the supposed adversary.
This defuses his power at no cost to the monkey.

by helloboyd July 26, 2008

Gutter Monkey

An unruly sexual deviant who swings from light poles and telephone wires sprinkling innocent urban dwellers below with obscenely erotic thoughts.

Yo, dat monkey-ass bitch be sprinklin' doo-doo butter thoughts all over da hood... what a Gutter Monkey.

by king_of_the_burbs January 03, 2011

Purple Monkey

Code word for a hot chick.

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."

by WTF chicken pot pies is good July 11, 2008