mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

Mud Pie

A fake word made up to convince Sam Lawler and to prove how gullible he is.

Those mud pies need to leave the house right now.

by Elemxnt April 5, 2025

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Mud Sundae

When you have liquid diarrhea and you hold your cheeks together to let it get warm in there then someone eats your ass. Ya know like hot fudge!

I took her to Shuckers and gave her a mud sundae.
Hold on babe! I’m warming up your mud sundae.

by Ice cream man 6969 April 26, 2025

Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.

Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.

by Dandy lop May 16, 2016