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john laurens

the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”

“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
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John Roger

is secure and confident, but not arrogant. That means he treats everyone with respect until they give him a reason not to. He knows that giving respect and agreement are not the same, and the key is to treat people with kindness, humility, and grace.
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.
did you see that guy, he is such a john webster
by bigrob960 January 10, 2018
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john aiden

A white person with glasses who says their mexican.
by Fortnitesus May 3, 2021
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John-Evan

A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.

They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.

‘That’s a tall person
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
by Just_Some_Athena June 27, 2022
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John Fury

A MACHINE.

Father of the king of the world, Tyson Fury. John Fury aka Gypsy John or Big John.

Everyone knows who he is.
Man: Why is Tyson Fury ducking Usyk?
John Fury: SHUT UP, MY SON IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, A FIGHTING MAN!
by Epicgamer111 August 23, 2023
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Tricky John

A Man With a Vagina
"Quinn? Oh He's a tricky john"
by Neopride July 6, 2019
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