blow job

Somthing black girls rarely do but are up to doing if complemented alot before hand

John kept pressin me to give him a blow job & I said hell naw, but then he gave me some drinks and kept tellin me how beautiful I was, next thing I knew I was drinking that white boyz cum

by Angel STP May 15, 2006

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head job

the reason a guy would fadunk(see fadunk)a slut(see slut)

this girl gave me a head job last night and i got kinky and fadunked her

by random thoughts August 14, 2003

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Steve Jobs

To stare intently at someone with your hands folded in front of your body until they do what you want.

Sister: Can you pour me cereal?
Brother: (no response)
Sister: (starts to intellectually stare and folds her hands across her body)
Brother: What are you doing?
Sister: Steve Jobsing you.

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Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.

I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.

by a-fall April 18, 2008

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bag job

Someone who you fuck although they're ugly. The metaphor is sticking a bag over their head so you don't have to look at them while you bang them. You could be fucking them because you're desperate. You might be fucking them because you like them so much (for their brains, personality etc) that you don't notice how ugly they are. Compare and contrast with 'gag job'.

Jane's a great bag job. I enjoy our pillow talk so much that I forget what a lame fuck she is.

by Mr Whoohoo January 1, 2007

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