Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 23, 2022

Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

jake zammitt

An absolute god that everyone loves and can't stop loving. He is better than dryfield in every way.

Man that guy is such a jake zammitt.

by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020

jake hanson

discord kitten

woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten

by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022

Jake

A pain in the ass no it all who thinks he is always right and gets on everyone’s nerves

Jake is such a no it all

by Dwp August 18, 2019

Jake

A wet bean

“Look there it’s Jake.”
“Wet bean.”

by Dry bean33 October 8, 2019

Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.

Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021