Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake Paul

It is the definition of the word “dead”

Jake Paul is fuck boy that click baits the shit out of people.

by Anzade February 14, 2020

Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends

Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!

by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019

Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019

Jake Mccombe

Edge lordd omg so cool I wnna be just like him he’s like the coolest person in Da world why he no use good grammmar? Cuz he’s fookin edgy broo

Jake McCombe such edge lord omg so cool

by PSN:SuperSlimOnDex June 9, 2018

Jake

Jake is that one guy who buys modes for minecraft bedrock.

Geez Jake, you bought that bedwars luckyblock mode?

by TotallyNotTurtle September 24, 2020

Jiggy Jake

Someone who shows 0 cash deposits on a million dollar business, has sex with prostitutes, hair plugs, and dresses like a 60 y/o black guy.

Wow, you cheat the IRS and you're a horrible example of a dad? You're a real Jiggy Jake Ness!

by anonymous February 5, 2023