jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this

Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"

by allah jake August 13, 2017

Jake Paul

Another word for ‘straight up shit’

U r ‘Jake Paul’

by You incompetent fuck March 25, 2021

Jake

The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.

Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.

That's very Jake thing to do.

by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021

Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.

Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!

by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019

jake

hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE

JAKE IS NOT GAY

by the giver of facts October 25, 2022

Jake Paul

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt , asshole, fuck face or a twat , you can just call them a Jake Paul , but be very careful with using this term it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.

Person 1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 got sent to hospital immediately after hearing that.)

by Brian So November 22, 2021

Jake

Jake is a really nice guy and he likes a girl called gabby Jake can be very funny sometimes but also can be a cunt

Hi I used to be a catfish

Jake the catfish
And the fit en

by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018