J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations

"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"

by Roachhh January 16, 2009

Ashley J Williams

The main protagonist of the Evil Dead series being featured in Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Ash vs Evil Dead. Played by Bruce Campbell and created by Sam Raimi. He is one of the most notable 80s horror characters. He also has cameos in other games such as Dead by Daylight.

Random Person: Woah is that Ashley J Williams?
Ashley J Williams: That's right, it's me baby.

by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 11, 2020

Dan J. Sharp

Creator of websites dedicated to TV programmes, such as Sharpiesscrubs.tk and Sharpiessouthpark.tk

You seen this new website by Dan J. Sharp?!

by the great creator March 30, 2009

PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.

Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.

by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021

Michigan J Frogged

Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.

My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

J Lil' Swag

An action in which you nod your head at a random time, to acknowledge someone, or to fill the awkward silence.

Jake: "Sup Austin?"

Austin: *nods his head*"Sup Jake?"

Jake: "Why are you nodding your head?"

Austin: "Cuz I'm on that J lil' Swag!"

by Hwebs14 June 17, 2013

Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022