bad food day 

those days when you eat nothing but junk and you feel lazy, fat and disgusting.

Dude1: you want to go eat something later?

Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there

bad food day by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011

Staircase food 

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

Staircase food by doodling June 23, 2011

Snack Food Dexterity 

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

Snack Food Dexterity by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

clean food 

Food that has been washed.

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."

clean food by snorkelman May 25, 2012

Strategic Food Hoarding 

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

Strategic Food Hoarding by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

Scottish Food 

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

Scottish Food by Al Benedict July 29, 2013

apocalypse food 

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.

Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.

apocalypse food by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013