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Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it
Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?
Fart Share by Moos September 1, 2019
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Fart Grenade 

When you fart into a pair of clean balled up socks and throw them at someone.
the conversation was interrupted by mooses fart grenade.
Fart Grenade by mu shin September 11, 2019

Fart-Box 

Farting a lot in an isolated/confined area, without open windows or doors.
Damn did you fart-box your room?! Cause it stinks.

Yeah I’ve been fart-boxing so it might smell bad.
Fart-Box by socksareyummy October 14, 2019

Fart Weirder 

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.
Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

Fart nugget 

When you fart so hard a nugget comes out
Oh man, I just fart nugget 6 times today
When you clinch your anus so tightly gas has to retreat within the intestines.
Anna was speaking with a customer that was unaware of her uncomfortable fart-up taking place.
fart-up by SweetPotatoCakes October 27, 2019