German Fart

The worst smelling odor in the entire world. A toxic odor that can burn your nose and/or eyes out of their sockets.
Usually created by the obese.

"If you are in a room with a obese man or woman and they lets a "German Fart" rip ,that smell will reach you and when it does you feel like you have just been gassed by a german attack force and all you want to do at that point is to shoot yourself in the head with an AK47.

by Michael,Evan April 8, 2007

angry farts

A fart that is loud and not healthy. Causes dismay upon guests in your presence.

His angry farts made me want to cut his head off and poop down his neck.

by getchasome. May 24, 2009

fart whisperer

A person whom others feel comfortable farting around.

Girl one: Hey why the long face?

Girl two: I just had a third person today fart near me!

Girl one: Wow, its like you are a fart whisperer.

by chiguy61 December 11, 2010

After Fart

The little fart that always follows after you let a massive one rip.

"Man, you only heard the fart, the after fart was waaaay better."

by Goffray June 30, 2009

Fart Fucking

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.

It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.

by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

Fart Around It

The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.

As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.

by gimpfeet April 15, 2009

bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007