emo striptease

showing one's feelings

-- coined by C.Boissonnault, 1998

He arrived at her doorstep steeped from the rain that now muffled his low, monotone apology. He began his emo striptease, hoping the last night's muzzy attempt to make out with her could be forgotten. When he was ready to cry, she was ready to discard their years of quiet friendship in exchange for his malnourished frame - pale and warm, irrevocably moist when undressed. His sweater, jeans, and tattered underwear remained in the same pile. When he redressed he swore he could smell his former self between the layers of must. "I'll buy flowers..." he muttered, but quickly toothed his lips.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

Emo hater

People who have the sense to recognize the fact that the sterotypical Emo ethier needs to die, or leave this planet.

Also, an Emo hater could be someone who recognizes how HORRIBLE Emo music is. It is evident to such people that there is no punishment sever enough, in reality or imangination, that one could inflict upon the creators of this music.

Unfortunatly, the average Emo hater is no better then the ones they hate on. They tend to be ignorant ass-holes that are just as bad band-wagoners as those they despise so.

An Emo hater is pretty much anyone who isnt Emo.

by Dextl September 13, 2008

Emo twitch

An emo twitch is the convulsion of a shaggy haired kid. When your emo bangs get in your eyes or are too far over for your bang-limitation, you swing your head to the side, causing the hair to flip over and get out of your eyes. The hair often will fall down again, causing another convulsion.
Injuries include cramped necks, an emo twitch OCD, or terrible music-listening to-ness*.
(*"Emo" music; It sucks penis.)

Girl: ZOMG. Owii. Mii neck!
Boy: LOLOL. Whass wrong with yuu?
Girl: I'm getting too much emo twitches.
Boy. ZOMG. Awehh. Yuu poor thing.
Girl. I lurvee yew!
Boy: I lurve yuu too!

by Mykah Piss December 6, 2007

emo hair

The best type of hair ever. it has long hair with banges to like thier nose parted off to the side to cover one eye. its so awesome I wish I chould have but my hairs curly and my mom wont let me get a straightener...dammit...and it pretty much only works with straight hair...

look at that awesiome emo hair

by jwlx December 28, 2005

emo boy

Boys who aren't afraid to show their emotions, and if you go out with them, will actually say he loves you. I have much respect to them.

Dark hair covering eyes.

by R*chxx June 29, 2004

emo kid

Clothes--Scarfs, mocassins, girl pants, band t's, sweet hair...and anything else they feel like wearing
Personality--Depressed...but not around their friends, usually sad, writes poems that make a lot of sense, listen to good music..can you tell im an emo kid
and not all emo kids cut

Emo kid- have you ever heard of the band (unpopular band that like 3 people have heard of )
Norm. kid- No it sounds dumb
Emo kid- no you should listen to them theyre sweeter then your gay rap stuff
Norm. kid- w/e

by ((--mewithoutyou--)) April 24, 2006

emo pets

A type of animal that preps or "normal" people wouldn't have. An odd type of pet. These animals usually dont make sounds. Most people would call these types of animals creepy.

Emo pets include: Snakes, Lizards, Spiders, snails, sometimes fish.

by Gingee August 15, 2006