Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.
A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.
Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025
the noise that a forced induction vehicle makes when the air pressure in the intake system releases under vacuum-or "letting off the gas" after you built boost.
by got_boost April 22, 2010
Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 02, 2020
Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.
James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“
James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”
Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
by Levisleftsock November 08, 2020
by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022
I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump
by Ppooppjklsshb69 September 19, 2020
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013