Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick

I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey

by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021

Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable

You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!

by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018

Donkey

Shrek’s best friend though he can be annoying at times, he’s a lovable loyal donkey that will attend to all of gamer chad shrek’s needs.

1. Oh my gosh did you see donkey over their.
2. Yeah, I wish I was a chad shrek.

by MiGmanhug December 6, 2021

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

by King2103 October 4, 2018