coffieum

When your boss tells you he’s going to stay and help after hours, then actually leaves home

My boss told me he was going to stay after hours to help but he decided to leave home instead; he just coffieum me!

by DizzledizzletheOG May 28, 2024

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 7, 2024

Cofin

Half a coffin??

"I want to be buried in a Cofin."

by Cofin June 7, 2024

Coffee

The very essence of my life, motivation and entire reason I get up in the morning

I woke up and had a nice, hot coffee

by ttayW2010 June 10, 2024

Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

coffeecat

A person who won't get a coffee by themselves but they will follow you when you go to have a coffee just to get on your nerves.

Hey! Give me some space. Why are you being such a coffeecat?

by Fresh and Juicy June 28, 2024

Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024