Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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Christian

Christian is a very funny guy, and very!!! tall. He has a nice big smile and is a workaholic. When it comes to money, he is very miserly... to that point where he doesn't buy anything, because all he thinks about is that car he is saving up for! The whole school, especially the young girls in 5'th grade are totally in love with him. He has light brown hair and green/blue eyes. He is a sweet and funny guy and if you are friends with him, then you are lucky.
Hi chrille / Christian
by Heyimagirl123456 January 27, 2022
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There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023
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Christian

Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️
Christian idk
by Don’t worry lol September 4, 2019
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Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.
Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.
by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017
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fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.
"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"
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