A technique used by pissed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing them. It involves bending over just when a farmer is leaning close, and then firing out an egg like a bazooka at around 65-70 mph into his face. Those who get egg shell in his eye get a standing ovation and double their daily ration of corn.
When you're having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load everywhere, you stop and take her downstairs. You proceed to eat a chicken dinner. Do not offer her any, she is a woman. What you do next is crucial. You find a phonebook, make it into a funnel and shove it up her ass. Then you stick your fingers down your own throat and puke the chicken dinner into the phonebook, and proceed to fuck her in the ass.