Cães Piratas

Cães Piratas: Uma criação do Geraldo, Hélder e João, em que o personagem principal, o Cão Pirata, tem um papagaio nos ombros (os cães não têm ombros), uma pala no olho, uma orelha implantada nas costas, um pé na pixa, e não tem patas, ou seja, não é nem maneta, nem perneta, nem peseta (pai sem pés), mas patêta.

Joãozinho: O cão do pai sem pés é pirata!

Hélderzinho: Então quer dizer que é patêta!

Cães Piratas by Poeta_Assassino July 24, 2004

cakebaker

someone who is always with their signifcant other; more effort than just sex

Marty Schumm was being a cakebaker all night.

cakebaker by Larry Thomas January 5, 2009

potato cake 

the pancake version of mashed potatoes which is used after thanksgiving when there is an excess amount of mashed potatoes left over

Well looks like we are gonna make us up a potato cake tonight since we have a fridge full of mashed potatoes

potato cake by madison davis November 28, 2005

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

German Coffee Cake by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

Cake Eater 

Cake eater comes from the often misunderstood and misattributed phrase, "Let them eat cake!". Many say it was spoken my Marie Antoinette while others say the quote was originally attributed to Maria Theresa of Spain. Supposedly during the French Revolution when the hungry french were begging for bread to eat Marie replied with "Let them eat cake."

According to Wikipedia, it is in reference to "oven cake" which was used to clean out the brick ovens when too much soot and creosote built up; therefore she was saying "Let them eat crap," because she could care less about their hunger.

As the phrase has been misunderstood, many believed that she was saying, "Let them eat cake"; meaning, if they have no bread then let them eat cake, as her wealth and privilege did not allow her to understand that if the poor could not buy bread then they could also not afford cake. Because of this understanding people not of the bourgeoisie refer to the upper class as "cake eaters", people who are so wealthy and clueless of the difficulty that being poor can bring.

Paris: "Oh, my God, that refugee look is so hot! I would totally love to look like that, I don't know what their complaining about; just look at her cheekbones!"

Angelina: "God Paris, you're such a cake eater!"

Cake Eater by Her Royal Madness November 27, 2007

Caesar salad 

The act of farting while someone is rimming you (i.e. farting while having your anus licked). Coined by the Atlantan whom made a submission to Savage Love under the name GASS.

I was there tossing her salad and all of a sudden she busts a Caesar salad.

Caesar salad by Lex Icon December 4, 2003

cake 

Sweet and loving in the giving of one's affection. Also refers to public displays of affection or tenderness.

When a couple or persons are affectionate towards each other, they are described as being "cake". A person may also say to their partner, "You are so caking on me."

cake by Dee Adams September 16, 2004