Cool eel

The coolest person to ever exist, even cooler than a cool cat. They are so cool that they can breathe underwater.

Tod: Have you heard about that new chick?
Richard: Yeah dude, she's a total cool eel. She really turns me on with that electric feel.

by 02manycooks December 3, 2019

cool

when u generally don’t care about the conversation so u reply with “cool.” it could also mean that you just completely hate the person and aren’t listening to anything they’re saying so you would therefore say “cool”.

person 1: “yeah, my grandma just died last night cause she got hit by an ice cream truck”
person 2: “cool”

by monkey juice December 6, 2019

Russian PC cooling

when instead of coolant in your water cooled PC you put vodka in it

Bob: I love water cooled PC's
Jim: I have one
Bob: Me to. where do you get you coolant from.
Jim: I don't use coolant, I do Russian PC cooling

by Lennon8tor December 14, 2019

A cool minute

Whenever your girlfriend Hannah prevents you from doing things with the bros

Yo I’ll be on Xbox later. It’ll be a cool minute

by My_guy December 14, 2019

cool remix

when everything seems to be going wrong so you say ‘cool remix’ to make it right; when you realize you have to respond to a conversation you weren’t listening to and only want to promote optimism; said when witnessing an individual perform a task in an unorthodox yet respectable manner; when someone says something real stupid but you don’t want them to feel bad::: must be proceeded by ‘yo’, can’t be followed with ‘bro’

Person 1: *Turns on oven with toes*
Person 2: ‘cool remix’

by JAAKA December 21, 2019

Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

Cool Story Bro

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude

Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro

by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019