baconsit 

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

baconsit by mageepet March 24, 2011

baconcore 

Sizzlingly hardcore; viciously tasty, et cetera, et cetera. Abbreviated BxC

Have you seen Lights Poxleitner's tatoos? She is so baconcore.

Bacon is only BxC when cooked perfectly. Swag.

baconcore by S474N September 6, 2011

Baconation

Bacon-ation (bay-con-ach-on)

1. A celebration that involves bacon as a central theme.

2. The festivities engaged in to celebrate something while including bacon.

3. An act of celebration with bacon.

"Hey Charles, I can't believe you cured cancer! Time for a Baconation!"

"My dearest love, I can't think of a better way to celebrate the miracle that is the birth of our first child than by consuming copious amounts of bacon. Put down the baby, its baconation time!"

Baconation by pels July 2, 2012

Bacondolence 

expression of sympathy with a person who is suffering sorrow, misfortune, or grief involving bacon.

Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.

Bacondolence by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012

baconly 

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

baconly by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

baconess 

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

baconess by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

baconholic 

Someone who is addicted to eating, smelling, or being in the vicinity of delicious bacon.

My name is Bob and I am a baconholic.

baconholic by Baconholic December 16, 2013