Saint Francis Boner 

The act of getting sexually aroused at the mere thought of the victory against Loyola in 2009, (27-23) which will most likely never happen again. Ever since this infamous day, Saint Francis has not gotten over the fact that they performed this blessed victory; yet, it still took them over a quarter of a century to complete this feat.

Saint Francis Guy: We so good! We beat you in foooobaaa! You guys suuuuuck!

Loyola Scholar: Ah, yes you did defeat us. Why do you feel the need to bring up an event that happened years ago? Loyola destroys Saint Francis in basketball, soccer, and cross country. Loyola could also defeat Saint Francis in water polo and lacrosse, that is . . . if your school could actually afford to build facilities for those sports. Not to mention Loyola’s sterling academics which surpass your kindergarten IQ’s.

Saint Francis Guy: 27-23 all day!!!! Dietrich Riley!!!

Loyola Scholar: Dietrich Riley is an absolute and utter disgrace to UCLA football; Anthony Barr, on the other hand, actually gets playing time. Such a typical Saint Francis Boner rage . . .

Saint Francis Boner by jomama217 December 18, 2011

Bieber Boner 

The sort of boners pussies get.

Damn you got a bieber boner?
y3@h II gott@ g0 Toil3t.

Bieber Boner by OhSoAwesome May 1, 2010

Neck Boner

When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate.

That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!

Neck Boner by tamburlaine May 8, 2009

Snow Boner Kill

The day after a large snow storm when every other school is cancelled except for yours.

Today is such a snow boner kill. All of my friends are out of school except for me!

Snow Boner Kill by soxrule2717 December 8, 2009

Private boner party 

When a man has a boner and invites woman of any age to tend to his boner. Only those invited are allowed to partake in the boner making it a private party, with a boner.

Man: I have a boner and need some tending, perhaps i will invite females of any age to tend to my boner and have a little private boner party, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Private boner party by joandy williams December 31, 2009

tongue boner

When someone describes a food so deliciously that the description alone gives your tongue an erection.

I was excited already, but when she started describing fluffy blueberry muffins, I got the biggest tongue boner ever.

tongue boner by Ahuehuetl April 9, 2011

class boner 

When the penis decides to erect itself and making it impossible to hide, resulting in the male adjusting to his elastic waste band. Although this tactic works sometimes the class boner counters this maneuver by making it obvious to the entire class what you're doing.

Girl: "hat are you doing"
Boy: "Just getting my phone out."
Girl: "lift your shirt up then"
Boy: "No....Why O.O"
*Girl lifts shirt up*
Girl: "Look everyone, he has a tiny class boner"

class boner by SpitFireFuck October 10, 2013