April

April, is the most divine angel to grace the planet with her existence. Her energy radiates love, intelligence and sincerity (but like in a fun way, not a serious way... unless her incredible perceptive nature picked up that serious sincerity was necessary) To have an April in your life is a gift, she is undoubtably the most lovely, funny, witty, provocative, articulate, sexy person and she will render you unfit to love anyone else as she is perfect. April will always know how to layer clothing in a way that is very emergency intercom. Get yourself an April in your life.

"Who is that incredibly cool, beautiful, smiley, ethereal woman over there, in the TNs?"

"That's april"

by i love milfs forever August 2, 2022

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April 10th

April 10th is national hate a hoe day. So if today is your birthday go out there and hate a hoe!

Friend 1: Fuck you.
Friend 2: What did I do?
Friend 1: It's April 10th aka hate a hoe day
Friend 2: Oh

by Billbobbyjoey April 10, 2023

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April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

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April 17th

National double kiss number day

hey babe can I get 5 kisses “u can have 10 bc it’s April 17th” yay🧃🦕

by Himmington April 17, 2023

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Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

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