virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.

Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.

by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025

Virgin

A Oompa Loompa

“ Oompa Loompas are virgins fr”

by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022

4/20 virgin

A person who has been high before but has never celebrated 4/20

Person1: have you ever celebrated 4/20 before?
Person2: Nope.

Person1: Wow you're a 4/20 virgin.

by Parker Charles April 16, 2017

Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)

Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!

by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 8, 2022

Stupid Idiot Virgin Nerd

Someone who chooses to major in Electrical Engineering.

Did you hear? Brian got into UCLA!
Oh wow that´s awesome, what´s his major?

Electrical Engineering, I think.
Oh... he´s going to UCLA to be an Electrical Engineer of all things? What a waste.
I know, what a stupid idiot virgin nerd.

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.

A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.

by Rahula June 30, 2015